About Tees My Body T-Shirts

Greetings and salutations all you grimy geeks, tiny minors, vintage low-lifes, and nerdy riff-raffs out there. So you must’ve clicked the About Page because you wanted the story. Ok then, I’ll give you the story…

Tees My Body began in mid-2006 by me and 2 other dudes that love crazy, hilarious t-shirts, but just couldn’t find many others on the web that suited our style of comedy. Well, mother is the necessity of invention, so we decided to make our own. We started creating some unique designs and by the end of the week the living room was filled with our cool, original t-shirts. This got us super-pumped but unfortunately that’s when my real mom and Craig came back in town.

Craig told us that he would get domestic if we didn’t put his beer back in the den and get all our crap out, so we relocated our base of operations to my Uncle Ted’s. He’s old but cool in his own way, as long as we kept him well-stocked with Snickers and A&W (You could probably find his house if you google map “Uncle Ted’s”). Things were going pretty good but the bad news was we couldn’t work inside after 7 because of Matlock reruns.

After a few sales to friends and family, we decided that if we were ever gonna make it we had to move out of Uncle Ted’s and into our own facility. We also had to put our heads together and come up with the mission statement, and here it is: First and foremost, the designs had to be 100% original and professionally screen printed on the highest quality t-shirts. They also had to be offered at affordable prices with a cheap flat-rate shipping. And last but not least, hot chicks must love them as much as the dudes.

So there you have the cliff notes version of what led up to this point. By now you’re probably tired of reading and dying to buy one of these awesome shirts aren’t you? Do it!